Melting Pot
2 North B Street San Mateo, CA 94401, (650) 342-6358
A cheese buddy and I recently to advantage of fondue deal at Melting Pot in San Mateo. We figured it was only appropriate that two cheese-obsessives should catch up over a cauldron of hot, molten cheese. And the deal was so enticing – 60 something bucks for over a $100 worth of fondue; we could not resist, so off to San Mateo we went.
The night started off a little rocky, we got lost trying to find the restaurant. We weren’t technically lost because I knew exactly where *we* were but the restaurant was no where to be found! Seriously, I must have gone up and down that street like 3 times. Finally when I was about it give up, we stumbled across it. It was cleverly camouflaged next to the Caltrain ticketing building. There was only a tiny little sign with the restaurant name on it. Ah well, at least we got there eventually.
My friend and I were led up to probably the most romantic corner of the entire place by the hostess, who explained the menu after we were seated. The problem was – we had no idea what she said. As soon as she left I turned to Cheesey #2 and said “WTH??! What did she say?” We have a good laugh and figured that our server will explain everything.
The next person to show up at our table is Chuck (I think) the bartender, letting us know that our server will be with us shortly and that he can take our drink orders. I think we ask a few questions about the menu that Chuck nicely answers. We still have no idea how to order off the menu.
So finally Devin shows up. He dutifully and quickly goes through the menu and asks us what we would like to order. We still have no freakin’ clue – NONE. So we start asking him question after question, making up hypothetical orders to see if we finally understand the menu. We are hopeless and start jsut shouting out things we like on the menu and somehow he cobbles together an order from that. That was probably the most stress I’ve had ordering at a restaurant in a loooooong time. No wonder they gave us a complimentary glass of wine/ bubbly – we needed it after that ordeal.
The first course is the Cheddar Cheese Fondue (aged, medium-sharp Cheddar and Emmenthaler Swiss cheeses, lager beer, garlic and seasonings). It comes with all sorts of lovely accompaniments – 3 kinds of bread, green apples, a bowl of veggies, etc. Watch here as Devin makes our fondue table side with the practiced ease of a cheese melting veteran; *spoiler* he’s good at it. Overall I’d say this was an excellent fondue but the accompaniments were so lack luster I didn’t even take a picture of them.
Then we had a salad – no cheese, no picture. I know, I’m harsh like that.
Next came the “entree” fondue. We had a lively discussion at the table on whether this course was really a fondue. Because if “fondue” is derived from the French word “fondre” – to melt, then what are you melting when you cook in a broth – a $6 extra broth mind you? I mean unless it was frozen – nothing is melting. I guess cooking in butter, shortening or lard could be a fondue but oil – isn’t oil already a liquid at room temperature? I know we are being cheese-geeks. I’m not going to elaborate too much on the entree or dessert because frankly no cheese, no post.
I did think it was cute how they laid out our entree to look like a lobster – do you see it? I didn’t notice that until I was sorting through the pictures – it’s a cute touch.
So at this point our dinner is rounding about 2.5 hours. Thankfully, my friend and I had lots to catch up on. And basically we got tired of eating. But instead of letting us get the check and leave the dessert menu is foisted into our broth covered hands (licking broth from your fingers isn’t as fun as licking cheese). We pick something sweet and ate most of it – again no cheese; though there was cheesecake.
So finally we come to the end of our meal. In retrospect I really wanted a lot more cheese. I mean isn’t that why you go to a fondue place – to have melted cheese? I would have liked to see cheese worked into the dinner in clever ways – at least some on the salad for goodness sakes! Or maybe some goat cheese in the dessert fondue? Or some blue cheese I could drizzle with the chocolate?
Here’s the final tally on Melting Pot:
15 minutes extra driving time to find this place
10 – 30 minutes of confusion to order
3+ hours to have the meal
only one cheese served the entire time.
And the total bill was about another $60. That’s right, another $60 on top of the $60 “deal” we already purchased. Ok the final $60 did cover tax and tip on the full amount and some extras we knew were going to cost a bit more – I have no problem with that logically. I just didn’t feel satisfied at the end of the meal, so the price tag kind of stung. I don’t think I’ll be going back anytime soon. Though I could be enticed to return for just the cheese portion.
HOWEVER – I do think I will be doing more cheese fondues at home because that was very tasty. Stay tuned for those updates!!!
~long live cheese~
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